"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two-hour SHIT for all I care!"."The garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit!".Wheel of Fortune (Ever since he was refused as a contestant, he no longer gives a shit about it and wants to call Vanna White a bitch in person and tie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole and let the UPS guy buttfuck him).Full House (He still hates Bob Saget though). ![]() Jeopardy (He once had a dream where Alex Trebek had a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake).Previous Video | Next Video Favorite Songs Once was refused as a contestant on Wheel of Fortune and said he wanted to call Vanna White a bitch in person and tie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole and let the UPS guy buttfuck him.Then the manager called him a DUMBASS, like he's his DAD and SHIT. Once kicked out of a Lens Crafters because he couldn't stop calling people DICKS.Can silence a door-to-door salesman by telling him to make like a banana and SHIT!.He is unaware of the location of his GOD DAMN pants.Also, WHAT THE FUCKING PISS, THAT WAS FUCKING STUPID. Once massaged Heads & Shoulders Shampoo into his eyes just for the SHIT COCK of it.Drives an ass-fuck ugly red '94 Geo Prizm. ![]()
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